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Why is it not safe to doze from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.

How did the woman feel when she from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.

A passenger train is creeping along slowly from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

A motorist ran into a shop Do from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."

My sisters a really bad driver What from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over.

You know all that talk about backseat from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!

A man whose son had just passed from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. "How did you manage to do that?" he fumed. "Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!"

Take the wheel Harry said the nervous from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
"Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "There's a tree coming straight for us!"

Learner driver What happens when everythings coming from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What is an autograph A chart which from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.

What is an autobiography The life story from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.

On Freds th birthday his Dad said from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, "Just one thing, Fred. If you're going to hit anything, make sure it's cheap."

A man was in court charged with from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

What sort of a car has your from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What should a teacher take if hes from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.

If you watch the way that many from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.

Why did the car judder to a from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

What happens when a frogs car breaks from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away..

Two wizards in a car were driving from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to do?" The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a side street."

What is the meaning of affordIts the from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What is the meaning of afford? It's the car most sales representatives drive.